Lazy and Beyond!

WHAT THE FLOCK OF SEAGULLS WILL THEY COME UP WITH NEXT?!?!?!?!

I will not lie, I own a snuggie... but I did not buy it for myself.  I will not lie again... I sent a picture of a super cute lady in a footed pajamas to Husband when we were still dating saying I wanted one...IN JEST PEOPLE

In Jest

Now enter what I found this morning:

OH MY WHOLLY GUACAMOLE



Seriously, can we talk about this???

For one:  FOOTED PAJAMAS ALREADY EXIST!  This idea is not only just the same thing, but they're missing the feet!  Without warm feet it doesn't even matter if you have 1000 blankets on.  You.will.still.be.cold. ... period...

They must have realized this because "order now and you'll receive these great matching socks!"

For two:  They have people wearing this out in public... I mean to football tailgates.  For realz?  Who in their right mind would ever wear this in public?  It's got a zipper in the butt so you don't have to undress to use the restroom for goodness sake!

*no judgment, but really, lets be serious

For three:  I do not see Hubs inviting his buddies over to watch the big game and them all showing up in their Forever Lazy's ... I'm pretty sure any man with a man card would be gathering the rest from the room....nor will I ever wake up and go outside for my morning cup of joe in it...Hubs will not be playing video games in one of these pretty much ever, and we won't have a matching set for our family -- no matter how many colors it comes in. 

WOW!

OK I'm done...

So what if I just over reacted about a retarded marketing ploy that will probably make the person who thought of it a million dollars by next Tuesday....